Apocalips WOW 0 & Taunt win
Cute Cute Cute 12
Hello Kitty was undeniably cute, but Apocolips seven deadly sins of cute and bow-wow Jasper was even cuter for the taunt win. Just don’t ask what happened to that Snickers bar. A-WOW made some amazing catches and spectacular near catches, but couldn’t stop the pink onslaught of Cute’s slides at home. Cute’s 3rd baseman Mike stopped every ball that came his way for the shut out.
99% of the Protest
Ball Street 17
Kickelodeon 3 & Taunt win
Kickelodeon went big with an all out Occupy Ball $treet protest for the taunt win. But Ball $treet seriously occupied the game for a personal team record of 17 runs. Kickelodeon finally got on the board with a RAD home run! If you missed the Ball $treets taunt because you were protesting, check out the video on Facebook. Funny stuff! Kicks at Night and a puckered a-hole!
After the games, we all went to the White Rabbit to protest sobriety and good choices by singing many songs and drinking many drinks.
Death Defying & Ticket Dodging
Team Isis 10 & Taunt Win
Lets Play Doctor 2
Death Therapy for delusional spies v a Team Isis taunt that won. I missed the winning taunt because I had to run and talk my way out of a parking ticket for one of our very dedicated umps who said “ticket be damned I must judge this taunt!” But it must have been good because Dr. Pixel dispensing Death Therapy to their martyr, I mean volunteer, Scottie was quite entertaining. For the game, Team Isis took their Death Therapy like a good patient should. Returning WKL veteran Mike threw himself at the ball and at Isis players to hold them to an 8 run lead, but Team Isis defied death for the double W.
Seriously, WKL, the parking people are out and about so check the signs!
Shots shots shots shots shots!
Hot Tub Taunt Machine 9 & Taunt Win
Capwned time traveled way way back -to the 90′s (bad tunes, short stop), the 80′s (encountering Anthony looking EXACTLY the same as he does today and dropping off Tina in her 80s “home”), and finally all the way to the origins of kickball and a very pissed off Sam Ali Capwned. Don’t break into Sam’s hot tub!!! Lesson learned.
Hot Tub Taunt Machiners were behind on their kickball dues and Cawpned came to collect!! Since we spent all our money on our sweet hot tub, we dispatched our HTTMen to take care of the Capwned leadership and their college students. Death by Nintendo fish, flour overdose, shots! shots! shots! and suffocation by trunk of car ensued for the taunt win.
HTTM pulled ahead with an early lead, but were held by Jasmine’s killer pitching and Liz’s awesome catching at first as Cawpned steadily tied up the game! Luckily (for my team) in extra innings Jeni caught all the balls at third to shut them down and rookie HTTMer Derek kicked a triple and was brought home by fellow rookie Mark for the win. Thanks for a great game and taunt Capwned!!