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M:I vs Buck U

This picture pretty much says it all.
Buck U came out with the most epic taunt of their career and received the much deserved win! Nice job guys! So, we put our pocket protectors back in and played kicball!
Oh and…M:I would like admission into Buck U, minus the hazing, if possible! Thanks!

Oh Canada!

 
This was maybe my favorite Jamboree Day of all time. Perfect weather, tauntastic entertainment, fun competition on the field and new Canadian friends. Thanks a million to Luke for hosting the awesome BBQ/after party. The good times continued on Sunday with a match up with/against the Canadians. The first game we mixed up teams and [...]

Sex, Drugs, and Rock-n-Roll. aka M:I Taunts Party

Our mission was accomplishified! We got Party to come to the party, hence the poor quality of photography at this time of the night! After we taunted this lovely team with our naked bodies, some pizza, alcohol and a few recreational drugs…we let them beat us at kickball! It was only fair! Way to go [...]

Rocky Mtn Oyster Cult vs. Rocky Mtn Oyster Cult

It was a cold, wet day for kickballin’, just like Appalachia in October (huntin’ season). The RMOC that we’ve all come to know and love were joined by a second, dirtier, back-woodsier, sexier, pregninter, incest-lovin’er version of themselves.
The original RMOC drew first blood on the soon-to-be overused iDouche angle, lampooning Matt Hickey’s overuse of Apple technology [...]

M:I goals for the future

This graph just is just a basic outline of Mission:Implausible’s goals for the remainder of the season! Tonight we are going to try and maintain our equilibrium of current taunt standings and we invite you all to come and take a peek. On an unrelated note: I’ve finally learned how to post on this damn [...]

Solstice Parade RECAP

Hey WKL peeps!
Last Saturday was a overcast, semi rainy, Solstice Saturday.  But….. it didn’t rain on us!!!!  We had a great turn-out considering the weather with 8 out of ten teams awesomely representing.  Thank you to all that showed up and represented the WKL to the max.  We were by far the “widest” float by Coel’s [...]

Apron Assault Squad vs. PARTY Taunt – Tribute to Queen

On June 24th following a blistering “Cooking with Aprons” episode by PARTY where the hapless Apron Assault Squad was so entranced by the PARTY recipe for caserole they cooked themselves right into it (the Aprons make it taste better!) the Apron Assault Squad unleashed it’s newest weapon in it’s arsenal: their soon-to-be-declassified portable sound system.  [...]

June 5, 2010 is Opening Day!

That’s right, you motherfuckers! This Saturday is opening day at University Playfield! Games start at Noon, with aptly named Buck U taking on the mysterious Rocky Mountain Oyster Cult! These Colors Don’t Run’s tea party will then be up against the party party that is Party! Then Darkside will try to seduce everyone’s favorite Masons, [...]

Darkside vs. Ball Deep

Matt Sinks The Pirates’ Boat!

For those unfamiliar with I’m on a Boat, please watch this first to get some context:

And now, Matt’s interpretation, for the Pirates:

Feel free to read along:

Awww shit!
Get your kickballs ready and prepare to be boarded
All the pirates listen the fuck up
Because your motherfuckin’ boat is going down
We sinkin’ this, let’s go!
We sank your boat! [...]