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Apron Assault Squad’s epic Mission Implausible taunt

Apron Assault Squad’s winning taunt against Mission: Implausible featured challenges at all four bases and a death-defying final climax. Not to be missed!

Kickball Team Waits for MART,Y

In a surprise upset, Kickball Team’s Fugazi cover earns them a taunt win over MART,Y.

Darkside vs. Darkside

This week’s TBA game pitted the Sith lords of the Darkside against the Goths in hot weather of the Darkside. Who was darker? You be the judge. The Darkside introduced their handicap with an industrial-tinged jingle:
Blacked Out TBA Jingle
Due to our team’s obvious athletic superiority over your team, we’re handicapping ourselves to level the playing [...]

MART,Y vs Darkside

The crew of MART,Y stumbled across a cooky nurse who taught them that the only way to beat the Darkside was with PEDs; That’s performance enhancing drugs.   “The Darkside obviously use them, just look at their women!” she exclaimed.  Even though the crew was determined and the PEDs were cookin’ through their veins, the [...]

MART,Y vs M:I

After the bumbling crew of MART,Y land in 1993-they find out what kickball, secret agents, and taunts are.  Unfortunately for them, MART,Y’s script and taunt wasn’t strong enough to win home-field advantage.  Unfortunately for Mission:Implausible, time travel helped the crews kickball skills and they put up 13 runs and won the game.

Apron Assault Squad vs. A Patron and Salt Squad

We arrived at BF Day to find Underdog playing on our field. On our field. Either the Parks Department had double-booked the field, or Underdog was just confused. Thankfully, Danielle had documentation on hand to prove we had the field booked, so Underdog soon left, tails between their legs.
Apron Assault Squad’s taunt against TBA was [...]

Buck U vs. the Tau Beta Alpha pledges of Buck U

Buck U came to the field expecting to play themselves, but as it turned out only the pledges for the Tau Beta Alpha (TBA) fraternity showed up to play. These young men and lady-men were up to their eyeballs in testosterone, binge drinking, flogging, popped collars, white hats, and sports!.

The Buck U cheerleading squad and [...]

MART,Y vs P.A.R.T.Y.(their name must be an acronym because they sure dont party)

a 216 word description of the MART,Y vs PARTY taunt

Party vs. Party

This game featured two-time traitor (ex-Ball Deep, ex-Matt) Mike Prevette facing off in Party against his newest rivals, the shape-shifting TBA (this week known as Party).

Party’s taunt featured Mike lusting after the Yodeling Unicorn Trophy (played by a few Party hotties) and featured much inappropriate groping and dry humping, followed by Party-the-first throwing Party-and-improved a “Pity Party” [...]

WKL Opening Day: Kickball Team vs. Kickball Team

Before the game, it seemed like this match-up might be the most boring in WKL history. A kickball game featuring Kickball Team vs. Kickball Team? It turned out both teams had secrets up their sleeves. Kickball Team announced their one-time name change, becoming Kamikaze-Something-or-Other and making a mid-taunt costume  change. Kickball Team, on the other hand, announced [...]